Moving at a Glacier Pace

rock-formation-in-winter-near-body-of-water-4042397Moving at a Glacier Pace.

I was looking at some government programs that have been progressing slowly. I almost wrote down in a note that these programs were moving at a glacier pace.

That phrasing no longer seems to work since it implies movement forward. Almost all glaciers are now receding, so we have to come up with another overused expression for slowly moving incrementally forward.

People are only paying a pittance for the recycling costs which does not capture the end to end costs of enjoying microplastic in our lives.

A plastic bottle (polyethylene terephthalate, or PET) returning to nature pace?

PET Biodegrade pace?

Just wondering.

#law #business #inspiration #climatechange #recycling

 

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Dragon vs Nazgul mount

bokeh-daylight-dragon-208326 (2)I thought, erroroneously, that a dragon and a nazgul mount were about the same. However, we can clearly see that Smaug from the Hobbit’s tale, could speak, covet gold, fly and breathe fire.

Tolkien once wrote that “he did not intend the steed of the Witch-king to be what is now called a pterodactyl, while acknowledging that it was ‘obviously… pterodactylic and owes much  to the new mythology of the Prehistoric’ “. Peter Jackson changed the  beak from the book into teeth for the movie.

The Nazgul mount apparently does not even have a proper name. It could fly and apparently it stank. Not the type of beast you would invite to dinner. Unlike Smaug who apparently could make great dinner converstation if he could be trusted not to take away the gold plated servers.

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Bitcoin Harbinger of Death

Bitcoin is “probably rat poison squared,” he said, according to CNBC’s Becky Quick. Buffett is presiding at Berkshire Hathaway’s 2018 annual shareholder meeting on Saturday. This sounded like the harbinger of death for this cryptocurrency

Buffet also suggested that “Never invest in a business you cannot understand.”

Peter Lynch once said, “Never invest in an idea you can’t illustrate with a crayon.”

 

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Labyrinthine Tattoo

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My first, and perhaps only tattoo, used a triskillion labryrinthine type of design. I liked the notion of the three legged concept as a methaphor for life. Three basics being mind, body, spirit. Sort of a secular trinty type of approach.

I have some Irish celtic background, so this nicely captured my entire approach to life.

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The Cookie Conundrum

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Where would we be without social media? Physically, we would still be in the same coffee shop and talking to each other instead of passing or posting messages to one another. I wrote a short column on one of my favorite topics. Those little pieces of code known as cookies. There was some legal stuff in there that I edited out.

Do you know what your webmaster is busy baking?

Karma. I may have been a scoundrel in a previous lifetime. As penance, I voluntarily reviewed ten webpage privacy statements from five prestigious law firms, four somewhat intrusive social media organizations, and one highly regarded national magazine for lawyers in Canada. Did I say well written? That too.

Cookie policies range from the buried deep within the privacy cookie jar to the flashing K-mart end of aisle cookie sale. Cookies refer to the little malleted crumbs of text file code that websites place on users’ browsers that land on the organization’s webpage. These cookies do not contain any coding themselves, so they cannot transfer any viruses or other types of malware. But like real cookie packaging, you must read to the bottom of the ingredient list to determine what your system ingests.

Cookies come in two major flavors. Session cookies store information about user page activities so that users can easily pick up where they left off. Think of them as celery cookies. Light and non-fattening.

Compare these to persistent cookies which store user preferences. These websites allow the user to customize how information presents itself through site layouts or themes. These more fatty chocolate laden type of cookies adhere to the fatty midsection of your browser.

Cookies cannot be executed nor are they self-executing, but like real cookies, they can be insidious.  Or at least the information on them can be used maliciously. Similar to your personal profile, your browser history can show where you have been and what you have been consuming.

The cookie continuum provides a range of uses for various organizations.  The responsible and ethical approach entails clear descriptions of how cookies are deployed on their site. The privacy policy for the various law firms are conservative and straightforward. For legally trained individuals at least.

Canadian cookies delight the user. Most websites track usage, but some of the Canadian sites merely indicate that they ‘may’ attach cookies. This lite approach appears more like a digestive biscuit cookie. Good for gumming and easy to absorb.

US firms use Twinkie like cookies which look innocent and light, but the fat and sugar consumed have ‘persistent’ lasting effects.  The cookie policy for one large law firm broadcasts the use of cookies similar to the exclusion clause you learned about in law school. Red ink with arrows.  Here users see a banner ad at the base of the webpage warning about cookie usage. The banner clearly states that by using the website, the individual consents to the use of cookies.

These persistent cookies act like the classic Pac-Man game and capture information such as your operating system, browser software, IP address, and the full uniform resource locator. They do then load on the full calorie cookie which allows a number of features such as accessing secure areas of the website, analyzing information and tracking how you share content from the law firm website via social media or email, using sharing buttons provided by AdThis for example. Cookies always extract a cost.

Although the cookie usage seems somewhat invasive, you may be asking what does the Canada Anti-spam Law say about this. For certain types of programs, such as cookies, you are considered to have express consent without requesting it, so you can distribute (attach) cookies to users.

The Facebook Cookie policy portrays a sense of permanence likened to real cookies laced with trans-fat to extend shelf-life. Here, cookies provide for authentication, security, and advertising. The cookies allow Facebook to deliver ads to people who have previously visited a business’s website, purchased its products or used its apps. Fortunately the cookies allow Facebook to limit the number of times you see a particular ad. You can innately appreciate the benefits of seeing ads you would be interested in, but at some tipping point, the ads can come across as stalking. Do you want people looking over your shoulder to know what products or services you were researching the night before?

Cookies help businesses understand the kinds of people who like their Facebook page or use their apps so that they can provide more relevant content and develop features that are likely to be interesting to their customers. Ultimately, cookies help store preferences to provide customized content and experiences.

This ‘pull’ type of marketing experience benefits a potential client interested in receiving certain advertisements for relevant products. Perhaps seeing a sale on litigation services would finally convince that reluctant client to file that civil lawsuit?

Law firms have room to move up the cookie continuum to provide a more individualized website experience. Admittedly, clients may prefer not to open up their browser in a coffee shop and receive updates on the developing law of criminal fraud, but those showing interests in mergers and acquisitions may prefer to see a website customized on that basis. Cookies with sprinkles could be the next big thing.

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Wrinkles in time

solar-system-emergence-spitzer-telescope-telescope-41951Wrinkles remind me of aging. Previously, people never lived long enough to have the joy of wrinkles. They should be a badge of honour.

I am saddened by the passing of Stephen Hawking. His Brief History of Time made some of the most esoteric physics somewhat understandable.

Disney is actually coming out with a movie called a Wrinkle in Time where the only thing faster than light is dark. Here to travel faster than light, they are not bending the space time continuum, but rather they are wrinkling it.

Winkles in time remind us of the oldest parts of the universe immediately after the big bang. These wrinkles are the leftover seeds of universe’s creation. The old girl is showing her age well.
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The Pursuit of Wonderment

pexels-photo-66997Instead of just the regular emotions, research has suggested there may be up to 20 different types of emotion. One of these emotions would be Awe, or Wonder.

I remember being in Wonder so many times when I was younger. Even huge trees would put me in wonder. These past few decades, being in a state of wonderment seems more rare.

I can still go down to the waterfront and watch the setting sun. After the sun has set, and if the clouds are just right, then the entire sky will light up with different colours. Still amazing.

I can imagine how the US Declaration could be worded these days;

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Wonderment.

Can you imagine getting up each day and having that as your objective!

 

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No compromises

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We like our leaders fighting for positions we agree on to be uncompromising in their approach.

But until we get to that position, we like our leaders to be compromising in their approach and to accept new information.

Everyone should be uncompromising in virtue and compromising when it comes to compassion.

Our significant others should be uncompromising in their ideals when dealing with outside forces. I hope they would compromising when dealing our foibles.

 

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The facts, they are a changin

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It was a dark and stormy night. Or rather, the night darkness concealed the source of the intense storms. That seems much better. My wife and I waited for the storm to pass that evening before setting off to walk the dogs. The reflection of the street lights glistened off the wet streets.

All down the street, I could see small ridges. Upon closer examination, I could see that there were literally hundreds of night crawlers stretched out perpendicular to the road. The road friction made them stretch out to a tortured length of about a foot and a half. Normally plump, this condition thinned them out considerably. Night crawlers are earth worms on steroids.

Feeling some form of compassion for this Lumbricus terrestris, I started to scoop them up and toss them back on to the grass. Some worms can survive being cut in half but being half squashed flat by a truck did not seem very survivable to me.

Now, under normal conditions worms produce a fair bit of mucus. Adding torrential rains to that seems to add to mucus production as the worm exodus continued. I started to regret my misplaced compassion and tried to distance myself from my emotions. My wife just simply distanced herself.

I assumed the common knowledge that during intense rain storms worms attempt to escape drowning in their burrows. However, they breathe through their skin which needs moisture. So there may be a number of other reasons why they engage in such risky behavior of stretching themselves out on a busy road.

One good reason would be migration. Lots of rain would allow them to move great distances. However, half of them moved from the south to the north, while the other half moved from north to south. But, hey, they’re worms. The grass always seem more organic filled on the other side of the street it is said.

An interesting phenomena occurs when you experience a situation and learn some new facts about it later. I learned that another good reason worms travel is that they want sex. My recollection of the event now includes an added ‘ewww’ quality to it. And what better time to find a mate than when everyone else is stretched out in the same area. We have a beach here that seems to serve the same purpose for humans.

Although worms are hermaphrodite, male and females together, they cannot reproduce solely by themselves. They need a mate. I must have cast aside, and severely disappointed, several dozen night crawlers. Destined now to remain virgins they’re probably bitter. Unless that was going to be their choice anyway, and so that is perfectly ok.

This sex migration behavior can bring down planes. After a rain, worms like to stretch out wherever they can, including airport runways. Worms do not get sucked into turbines, but the birds coming to eat the worms can be. Particularly the flocking birds like gulls which tend to ignore whatever happens around them when they fight over food. So airport authorities tend to use fungicides to reduce worm populations.

Night crawlers contribute to the US current account deficit! Some politician should complain about this. If nothing more than the neat optics it provides. “Congress needs night crawler NAFTA negotiations!” Apparently $20 million of night crawlers are exported to the US each year with little or no USA content. A few years ago, the price leapt from $35 per thousand worms to $80 per thousand. Economics 101. Supply was tight, and owing to inelasticity of demand, prices skyrocketed. Worm futures may not have the panache of Tesla stock, but you would have made a fortune otherwise.

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[1] Environmental note. You are likely better off not using chemicals and fertilizers on your lawn which can be worm unfriendly. The worms, if left to their own devices, can aerate and fertilize the lawn for you.

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I miss astral projection

pexels-photo.jpgAstral refers to the stars and the non-physical realm of existence. One can not help but think of Astral Projection over the ages. The concept of out-of-body experiences forms part of many philosophies and religions over thousands of years. An OBE can take years of practice and study before an individual acquires the capability of doing this. Various forms of yoga claim mediation can allow oneself to leave the body and enter the astral plane. Even the Inuit also claim that some can enter this plane in order to ease difficulties with the hunt.

There is no scientific evidence that this has ever occurred. All of the evidence appears to be anecdotal with a heavy dose of confirmation bias. Researchers saying that people claiming to have left their bodies simply left their minds.

But wouldn’t it be awesome if it were possible. To think that there might actually be something beyond ourselves.

Did you ever think that this happened to you one time? Before you became all rational?

For example there is always that sliver of moment between dream and awake where you can find yourself in a remote location, time, or planet. We wake up and find this did not really happen. I remember being disappointed.

I would start going back to Saturday morning yoga if I thought I could achieve this someday.

 

 

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